Damon is confused by New Moon.
Damon: “What’s so special about this Bella girl? Edward is really whipped.”
Caroline: “You gotta start with the first book. It won’t make sense if you don’t.”
Damon: “I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.”
Caroline: “How come you don’t sparkle?”
Damon: “Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun.”